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Joke of the Day
"What's Autocorrect's blood type? typo negative"
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"I'll tell you what's wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore."
"Did you here about the women who died after masturbating with a carrot? That was a dildon't"
"Worst thing to ask a gay man during an argument? Why so butthurt?"
"What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers? The taste."
"What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone? That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you"
"How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn? 'Allo-cate"
"Just for fun they should have the next Olympics in Ireland so they can call it the O'lympics."
"Me: Hey, I'm going to say a knock knock joke, but you have to start me off! Them: Okay.. knock knock Me: Who's there? Them: *confused silence*"
"adam sandler's wife is madam sandler"