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Joke of the Day
"Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar... Then he sits down and orders a drink."
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"Why did Eeyore cross the road? To get to the other... *sigh*"
"How can you tell if a Newfoundlander is gay? He eyes the b'ys."
"Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr"
"What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro? zika blyat"
"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl with one hand. It's 42."
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"
"What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him? I've got a golden tinkle in my eye... "
"Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too."
"What do you call Santa without toys? A lost Clause"