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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road? because it did."
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"Hi electron, will you be at home tonight? Probably."
"*clears throat and reads from the ancient parchment* i love big tittys"
"What do you do with dead atoms? Barium"
"A racist man laments... If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he'd be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump's campaign."
"How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan"
"What's the worst part about running a gay pirate ship? There's always seamen on your poopdeck!"
"One of my favourite things is Pork Souvlaki on a Pita But it's hard to get the animal rights activists to stay still"
"What do you call a hacker who can see the future? A 4chan teller."
"Stephen Tyler looks like he's made from leftover pieces of Mickey Rourke."