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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trust 8? cause she's a two-timin' four."
Next Joke
"Have you guys heard about the scarecrow... Have you guys heard about the scarecrow that got a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field?"
"What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business"
"What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !"
"What's the opposite of a basic Jew? A Hasidic Jew. (Thank you.. Thank you.. I'll be here all week..)"
"Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse."
"What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh..."
"Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound."
"i have claimed all of you on my taxes as a deduction so if someone else asks tell them it is too late"