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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you trust 8? cause she's a two-timin' four."

"I mean, really though, who hasn't seen a UFO at this point?"

"I bought a book on how to build stairs Its a step by step guide"

"Doctor doctor I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm"

"Today I learned... That I'm on the wrong subreddit."

"Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree."

"So i was sitting on the toilet today... Nah it's a shit joke, nevermind"

"Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now. Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is."

"Things I suck at:1. Being attractive.2. Being normal.3. Relationships.4. Texting back.5. Math.6. Life."

"This table is a bit wobbly, one of the legs appears to be shorter, Luckily I have just been given a copy of the new album by Nickleback"