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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with no clitoris? It doesn't matter, she's not going to come."
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"Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave."
"What do you call a Gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass!"
"I can't afford Ugg boots, so I just never shave below the knee to create the illusion that I'm wearing them."
"What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !"
"""Lets put the slowest computer ever into the gas pump & make people answer 15 questions before we allow them to pump gas"" - Pump Engineers"
"On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? So... Can I come inside?"
"Why did the girl Gorilla engaged to the invisible man call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!"
"Policing the internet. Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate sex line for sexual harassment."
"[first date] OK don't let her know you're a snail Waiter: Would you like some salt? [flips table over] OH HELL NO [bolts out real slowly]"