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Joke of the Day

"Why do SJWs hate cannibals? They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches."

"Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution. Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech."

"The ugly tree Geeze, that's an ugly christmas tree but why do you keep it in the bathroom? That's where I store my toiletries."

"A Dark Joke What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food? Not everyone gets it"

"Whenever I fondle breasts, they fall off. It's true, I fell tit with my own hand."

"I like that Linkin Park song where the guy suddenly screams."

"What's two holes in a hole ? My nose up your ass."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face. I'll see myself out now"

"The only thing better than an orgasm is being interrupted by stupid bullshit while you're masturbating. I hate stopping at toll booths!"

"I used to know a friend who got sent to a mental hospital because he thought he was an orange. Poor Terry...... He got sectioned."