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Joke of the Day
"How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?"
Next Joke
"Why couldn't the NSA go outside? They were Snowden."
"What does Jesus do with all the money he gets from church tithings? Jesus saves."
"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? I thought 12, but the basements still dark."
"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh."
"Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone."
"The difference between a rooster and a lawyer? When the rooster wakes, his primal urge is to cluck defiance."
"What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships!"
"What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish? The Vegetarian"
"What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !"