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Joke of the Day
"What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish? The Vegetarian"
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"What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury? Yakmanninov"
"Why are lesbians such poor cooks? Because they love to eat out."
"Bat Math Ha ha ha Bat math rules!!"
"[SPOILER] Ending of Civil War. Lincoln gets killed at the end."
"Soda Can Yesterday someone hit my head with a soda can, luckily it was a soft drink."
"My penis was once in the Guinness book of world records But then the librarian told me to take it out"
"All the good ones are taken. All the funny ones are fat. All the smart ones are ugly. All the ones with all of the above are fictional."
"My favourite punchline is in the joke I tell blind people. They never see it coming."
"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. What else smells like blue paint? Solvent abuse rehab"