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Joke of the Day
"What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships!"
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"What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers."
"Don't make fun of Terry If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry"
"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"
"*feels comfortable* comfortable: *slaps hand away*"
"[First Date] Me: *licks corner of napkin* Me: *dabs at his cheek* Him: ............... Me: Sorry. Force of habit."
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care..."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They go through 50 stories in just a few seconds."
"People tend to put their faith in a higher power. But to me that's just a primitive solution."
"Kessel Run With his latest crash, Harrison Ford has become the first pilot to complete the Kessel Run in 12 over Par-secs."