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Joke of the Day
"Tequila everyday keeps sobriety away"
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"Always crush and snort your first pill on the pharmacy counter to make sure they're not passing you some fake shit."
"I hate all the ""creepy clown"" news. I'm having a clown solidarity march at dusk near an abandoned insane asylum. Need a calliope player."
"Why are sandwiches better in space? They are always a bit METEOR!"
"A man is on trial for beating his wife with his guitar collection The judge asks, ""first offender""? The man replies, ""No, first a Gibson; then a Fender."""
"beluga whale backstroke and blowing water http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4"
"[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]"
"So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight... when do I get my adult supervision?"
"Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone."
"Q: What is a pig's favorite superhero? A: The Oinkredible Hulk."