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Joke of the Day

"A man is on trial for beating his wife with his guitar collection The judge asks, ""first offender""? The man replies, ""No, first a Gibson; then a Fender."""

"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after girls? because When they come they're wild and wet like hurricanes, but when they go they take your house and car"

"Why was the transvestite always angry? cross-dressing"

"Just a typical interview ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't really think that's a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive? THESE are the brakes!"

"[Dinner with GFs parents] *Does shadow puppet of a bird* ""Thats great but I asked what you do for a living?"" Um *smooths tie* I'm unemployed"

"You know why it's called PMS? ...there's already something called Mad Cow Disease."

"I have patio furniture in the friend zone."

"What does the daddy gun have when he becomes a father? A bb gun."

"Doritos - my own personal love triangles."