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Joke of the Day
"I went to a zoo, but all they had was one sad-looking dog. It was a shih tzu."
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"A condom and a coffin. Both are designed for stiffs. The difference is one is for coming and the other for going"
"Why does Barbie like Halloween? It's pump-ken time"
"What's a blind man doing on a boat? Waiting for a bus."
"I like my women like I like my alcohol..... Rubbing."
"A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawai. He called it ""Aloha-Wok-bar""."
"When you add the same thing to both sides of an equation, it remains true. Therefore, since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then 'progress' is the opposite of 'Congress'."
"What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brown Artificial Intelligence"
"Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'"
"They say my generation is completely narcissistic ... They're just jealous ..."