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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Necromancer hate doing stand-up comedy? He always has a dead audience"
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"It's a good thing George R.R. Martin has a Twitter... If there's one thing he can do, it's wasting 140 characters at once. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"
"Adrian Peterson regrets leaving marks on his son after the spanking... ... and that's the bottom line."
"Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? ""They'll never see you coming."""
"A couple of dwarves got arrested... A couple of dwarves got arrested in London the other day. They got charged for possession of small arms."
"As a kid I'd watch Price is Right and think ha that sucks he won furniture. Now I'm like, wow I can really use a new bedroom set."
"funny Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."
"At my job I am forced to deal with more cunts than a gynecologist."
"I put two pairs of cargo pants in my cargo pants pockets, just in case I need more cargo pants."
"2016 strikes again. The inventor of the inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard."