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Joke of the Day
"Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? ""They'll never see you coming."""
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"Manslaughter. The sound of a man laughing?"
"I don't know, Your Honor. Last thing I remember was the Polaroid picture crying and I was shaking it like a baby andIT WOULDN'T STOP CRYING!"
"I just don't understand how moats ever went out of style."
"What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?"
"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken caesar salad"
"What did the milk say after it got beat? ...It's butter this way"
"They say statistically, 1 out of every 3 of your neighbors are likely to be a pedophile. Luckily for me, I live next to two gorgeous 12 year olds."
"What do you call a guy that overeats for the sole purpose of getting stomachaches? A glutton for punishment."
"A mathematician walks into a bar. The bartender says ""You just missed happy hour. All drinks fifty percent off"" The mathematician says ""Thanks, I'll halve to remember that"""