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Joke of the Day

"2016 strikes again. The inventor of the inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard."

"Yo mama so fat... that when she has threesomes the dudes never meet."

"Nephew: What's love? Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!"

"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."

"Meow meow meow [Wife comes home early] MEOW! *cats scramble to untie me from the torture rack* THELMA I TOLD YOU THE CATS HATE ME I TOLD YOU"

"How much cash could the cash cab cache if the cash cab could cache cab?"

"Where's the best place to hide after committing a murder? Behind a badge."

"I lost my eldest daughter to suicide. One down, two to go"

"Grandfather joke ""Call me Grand-pa-pa"" ""Why two pa's?"" ""Because it's the 21st century you homophobic bastard child."""

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers, they can go through 88 stories in 8 seconds."