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Joke of the Day
"Alabama changed the legal drinking age to 33. They're trying to keep it out of high schools."
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"Why do blondes have more fun? They're easier to find in the dark."
"What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""
"Me: Hello, is it me you're looking for? Her: no Me: *dials another number* Hello, is it me you're looking for?"
"I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile"
"Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate? He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'"
"An anteater walks into a bar... ""First the horse, now this asshole"" remarked the bartender. Credit: u/reduxde"
"How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb? [deleted]"
"Taylor Swift told Vanity Fair she's not a ""clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend"" through various voicemails and texts at 3 AM"
"John McAfee's doing paper work to become president... Time for America to become bloated and slow..."