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Joke of the Day

"Taylor Swift told Vanity Fair she's not a ""clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend"" through various voicemails and texts at 3 AM"

"Whats a cab drivers favorite song? Livin' on a fare!"

"Forget The Walmart and Amazon scam I have the best price on a PS4. I am gonna need about Tree Fiddy."

"What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of? Octoplasm."

"Y'know, Hitler wasn't all that bad... He did kill Hitler after all."

"What do you call a cow with one udder? A bull."

"We need to overthrow that Tyrannosaurus Rex and democratically elect a Presidentosaurus Rex"

"You guys have no idea how much pressure there is to be funny, for free, with absolutely no obligation, on the Internet all the damn time."

"I just heard a guy arguing with his oven. Things got pretty heated."

"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with ""were you even listening to me?"""