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Joke of the Day
"When I was a kid, I knocked out the power in my house. Mom said it was just a phase."
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"Did you hear about the big marijiauna company scandal? They were putting drugs in there products"
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a person? None. Light bulbs don't change anything."
"What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't here a vitamin."
"She blew her only chance of ever being with me And we're still together after all these years"
"The First Time"
"I've missed the last 50 years of ""Doctor Who."" Can somebody quickly catch me up?"
"The brake is on the left, the gas peddle is on the right, & the liquor store is 4 miles ahead. -Me teaching my 3yr old niece how to drive"
"A Jewish man had a son, who converted to Christianity. The man prayed to God, ""Oh Lord, my son has converted to Christianity! What should I do?"" And God replied, ""Yours too?"""
"God, I hate homeless people They make no cents..."