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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't here a vitamin."
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"What's 6 inches long and starts with a P? A shit."
"The Lion King is my favorite movie about how having a karate wielding monkey can completely change your life."
"Wanna hear me read a receipt from a trip to the grocery store? That's how interested I am in listening to the details of your workout."
"I can cut a dead tree in half just by looking at it I saw it with my own eyes"
"what do you get when you mix a Shih Tzu and a bull B.S."
"What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored? Beats me"
"What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership? ""Audi"""
"What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth? Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !"