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Joke of the Day

"The First Time"

"I was writing a paper on my grandfather... But had to stop because he was moving so much."

"Definition of circlejerk circlejerk: What comes around goes around."

"TIFU Your girl was on my lap"

"Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight."

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me? Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring."

"The problem with political jokes... ...is that they always get elected."

"Why did Subway take Jared so seriously? It was obvious he was kidding."

"Why are blind people bad computer programmers? Because they can't C."