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Joke of the Day

"The brake is on the left, the gas peddle is on the right, & the liquor store is 4 miles ahead. -Me teaching my 3yr old niece how to drive"

"It's common knowledge talking shit will result in dental work."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? *An Astronaut*"

"What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy? ...an Oriental Rug."

"Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female? Because they're never wrong"

"Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one."

"Pi compliment Wow, you look radian today."

"I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?"

"Do you know why WWII got the world out of The Great Depression? Because we got all the money back from the Jews."

"What's the worst part of fucking twenty-seven year olds? There's twenty of them."