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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish man had a son, who converted to Christianity. The man prayed to God, ""Oh Lord, my son has converted to Christianity! What should I do?"" And God replied, ""Yours too?"""

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"Gardening I was gardening the other day when my older brother rang to ask if I wanted to hang out. I promptly said yes because you know what they say, bros before hose."
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"Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say, ""Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."""
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"I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too! *Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder* *Folds arms, taps foot*"
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"How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down"
"LPT: To clean all your clothes on laundry day Do laundry naked"