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Joke of the Day
"What's an emo's favorite game? Russian roulette, except with a full chamber."
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"You know what they say: Finding the right analogy is has hard as hmm..."
"two apples enter a bar... ...then I got sued by Apple"
"It's so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names."
"Did you know that in high school, Robert E. Lee was voted ""most likely to secede?"""
"Why did the farmer win an award? because he was out-standing in his field"
"I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans."
"I bought my friend an elephant for her room... She said ""Thanks!"" I told her ""Don't mention it."""
"So, I hear they're naming a new paint after you! It's called Whore Red. Not very Bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily!!!"
"It's not often people compliment my parking.... but the other day, I came back from work and saw a piece of paper on may car that said ""Parking Fine"". That was nice of them!"