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Joke of the Day
"What's an emo's favorite game? Russian roulette, except with a full chamber."
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"Schrodinger's Omlette Up until you flip the omelette, you don't know if it's an omelette or scrambled eggs. If it flips, omelette it is If it doesn't, scrambled it is"
"mob boss: stick his body in the compost pile me: wha mob boss (grabbing my collar intently): we might be killers, but u only got one earth"
"""How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?"" Doesn't follow instructions very well."
"""BUT WE'RE DATING!"" the blonde screams, ""I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND."" ""You were"" Hefner chuckles. ""Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."""
"What do you get when you mix a hamburger with Guinness. A hamburger paddy."
"saddam hussein is full of shiite."
"What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
"How are electric outlets punished? They're grounded."
"Racist marathoners only run 3Ks."