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Joke of the Day
"A man walked into a bar... ... and he stayed there my entire fucking childhood."
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"I wish I was poplar. No, that's not a typo. I wish I was a tree."
"The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are. Human civilization would collapse within a week..."
"Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There's 20 of them! (I can't believe this isn't a repost.)"
"Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent."
"John Wayne vs. Johnnie Walker What the difference between John Wayne and Johnnie Walker? Johnnie Walker is still killing indians."
"When The Rock is about to do it to his wife I bet he says something sexy like ""You ready to Rock?!"" or ""Rock, paper, scissors?!"""
"A mugger holds a man at gunpoint and says, ""Give me your wallet or you're science!"" The man says, ""Don't you mean history?"" The mugger yells, ""Don't try to change the subject!"""
"A three legged dog walks into a bar.... And says, ""I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"""
"My hobbies are scrolling through twitter, charging my phone and being generally dissatisfied with things."