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Joke of the Day
"How are electric outlets punished? They're grounded."
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"Sarah McLachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles."
"Why do mathematicians never have to pay for sex? They find getting sum trivial."
"It's impossible to say ""mesh"" without sounding like Sean Connery... Also you just tried it."
"I have diarrhea and constipation at the same time... basically, I cant shit... A LOT!"
"What's the difference between Trump and a Halloween pumpkin? The pumpkin is bright."
"Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe."
"If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers"
"What did one mountain say to the other mountain? Nothing. They were both stoned."
"A construction worker decided to go to a bar for a few drinks He got hammered."