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Joke of the Day
"""How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?"" Doesn't follow instructions very well."
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"Fidel Castro was a Muslim Otherwise he would have been called ""Infidel""."
"I'm not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own."
"What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? Hidden Run."
"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? [NSFW] Cuntswaylo"
"What does a donkey say? It says ""Hey Shrek, whats up?"" (I was 9 when i made this okay)"
"My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away. That's a bit far-fetched"
"ME: You go thru space & time, just traveling alone? DOCTOR WHO: Usually w/a companion ME: Folks from space-time? DW: God no 21st century UK"
"Great desert tip: Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl with fresh squeezed lime juice. Toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake."
"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society. It's the thought that cunts."