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Joke of the Day

"""BUT WE'RE DATING!"" the blonde screams, ""I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND."" ""You were"" Hefner chuckles. ""Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."""

"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay they would be called baygulls. My dad loves this joke."

"Hipsters is what happens when you tell every child they're special."

"What is it called when a Jewish woman ovulates? An Eggsodus."

"How in the world did Bill & Hillary Clinton avoid the celebrity nickname HillBilly? WE DROPPED THE BALL AMERICA."

"Your face is the human equivalent of a blue screen Just came up with it, think its alright. Thoughts?"

"I took a bus home last night That may not be a big deal to you, but I have never reposted before."

"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome I'm sorry"

"I don't like listening to loud frequencies. After a while, it hertz your ears."

"What did the wise man say to the science class? Many photons make light work."