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Joke of the Day

"Fero's Law states that if your hands can be wet before you're introduced to someone, they will be."

"Milk is probably my favorite titty by-product."

"If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you."

"What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!"

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver andgold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"Pigeons die when they have sex... Atleast the one I fucked did."

"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change anything."

"*conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut."

"*dramatically gets out of bean bag chair for 20 minutes*"