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Joke of the Day
"What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!"
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"What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad."
"I'm on a cruise this week. My humor didn't go over very well on the observation deck, nor did what I left behind on the poop deck."
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the penis [cough], father [ah], ladder"
"what do you call that sensitive part in a woman's ass which when stimulated arouses her? shitoris"
"Breaking news: Cartoonist found dead in his own home. The details were sketchy."
"What is good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"Probaly only Germans get the joke .... What is Bear Grylls favourite flower ? Die Pissnelke ....."
"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for a lifetime"
"How I met your mother was....... How I met your mother was.....nothing but a 9 year (season) long TED Talk"