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Joke of the Day

"*dramatically gets out of bean bag chair for 20 minutes*"

"what's pink and hard?... Micheal Jackson...still."

"Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies? He found a hair in one."

"Why did kurt pull the trigger? He couldn't get hole out of his head"

"A policeman came into my house and told me to put my hands up.I told him that he wasn't a DJ and we laughed and laughed and now I'm in jail."

"You guys hear the one about the little French pig? It cried Oui Oui Oui all the way home."

"What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!"

"I want to start a coffee shop that only plays ambient/electronic music... and call it Brian Beano."

"Just ONCE would I love to see a girl I know in a porno"

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