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Joke of the Day

"If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you."

"I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea."

"I will name my kid Pluto When he grow up, he will ask me, ""Dad, did you name me after a planet?"". And i will be like, ""No:("""

"Do you know how Jewish birds chirp? Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap!"

"Why don't Baptist's have sex standing up? It could lead to dancing."

"Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox."

"What do you call a French hooker in Pakistan? Lahore"

"What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball? A baseball is thrown to the air."

"Why do you need patience at the gym? Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head."

"Why does Jesus eat at Benihana? Because he loves miso!"