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Joke of the Day

"If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you."

"How do you make a whore shut up? Tell her to put a cock in it"

"My new favorite sex position is called ""wow"". It's where I turn your mom upside down."

"Have you heard of the American Philosophical Association? I'm not sure if it exists or not and neither are they."

"You know what would be better than Trump 2016? Kony 2016."

"Doctor Doctor Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?"

"2 humorist were fixing a bomb in a car humorist 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. humorist 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more."

"Here at Time Warner Cable we know that sex is an important part of a relationship. So we try to fuck you as often as possible."

"give a man a jacket He'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket he won't leave the house."

"Q: What did the mermaid do last Saturday night? A: She went out with the tide."