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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !"
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"What is Fortunato's one weakness? Cryptonight."
"What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? A gap in coverage."
"What do you do if your daughter starts smoking? Slow down and use lube."
"Sadly, the lifeguard couldn't save the hippie from drowning He was too far out"
"Therapy Me: she never tells me anything Her: He doesn't listen Me: that's bs gimme an example Her: I'm 8 months pregnant Me: WHOA"
"What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood? Logger-rhythms."
"There are certain professions where having experience doesnt account for anything like being a suicide bomber"
"So, I was waiting for my dad at the bar for a reunion He walks in and asks ""Hey son, how's it going with the ladies?"". ""Its not the going with the ladies I care about , it's the coming""."
"I still miss my ex-wife BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER"