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Joke of the Day

"Islam is.. ..a religion of peace"

"Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio."

"My naughty parts are starting to tingle! I usually only feel like this in my genitals."

"The whole world loves the dairy-farmer Saudi Prince. He's brown-skinned, sweet, great with kids but drinks Old English 800 all day... ... but hey, everyone loves a chocolate malted milk sheik!"

"One man's junk is another man's treasure... especially to gay people"

"What is the average temperature of a Tonton? Lukewarm"

"The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA."

"What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino? Well hell-if-i-know!"

"If I were really famous, I wouldn't even need body guards. These maxi pads promise me 10 hours of protection, each."

"""WHY YES I'D LOVE TO BE A THOUSAND POUNDS"" my brain when i see a box of donuts"