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Joke of the Day

"Two mexicans are in a car. Who drives? The police officer"

"If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot"

"What does autocorrect and women have in common? They both jump to concussion"

"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."

"My friend always wanted to work in animation, but never got past the interview He just couldn't understand the difference between a professional ""colorist"" and a professional ""racist"""

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race"

"What's the point of making a whistle only rapists can hear?"

"My girlfriends period is on my birthday. Why does she always have to be so anal about everything?"

"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to"

"I bet if Amy Winehouse had changed her name to Amy Lemonadehouse, she'd still be alive today."