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Joke of the Day
"What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head? Ducks like a quack."
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"What do you call a fake noodle? ImPasta"
"I bet you're the asshole that says ""we"" when talking about your favorite sports team like you're on the actual roster."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"
"What I lack in social skills, I make up for in hiding-from-people skills."
"My friend died of a methamphetamine overdose the other day..... When people ask what happened I say, M E T H O.D. man"
"A driver was so focused on being upset I was texting while driving... They rear ended the car ahead of them. I guess texting while driving is distracting."
"I Ejaculated 6 Feet Earlier. Which is weird, as I usually ejaculate semen."
"Shoutout to all the girls that can't update their status because they told some guy they tired...& going to bed."
"Well ladies valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again."