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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I miss my real friends and then I think, screw them, they don't even star my tweets."
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"I'm just me looking for fun"
"I ate a chocolate bar in bed last night & my wife said, ""you have a problem"" so I replied, ""no, you have a problem; I have a chocolate bar."""
"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number."
"What would BuckWheat from Little Rascals be called if he were a Muslim? Kareem of Wheat."
"The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite."
"Don't have phone sex Because you'll get hearing aids"
"Do you know something? Holding your dick with two hands and still a little sticking out the top now THAT is something."
"A real man should never wave faster than he SAYS the word ""hey"""
"Finding Money Reaching into a pair of pants and finding a wad of money is a great feeling . . . . until the person wearing the pants starts screaming."