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"What do you call a disputatious horse? A naahh sayer. Credit:14 yr old me."
"This rude guy asked my wife if she shaves her asshole..... And she said ""No, my husband shaves himself""."
"What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35."
"I just got early access to the new Injustice: Mods among us."
"Looks like the concierge is hitting on my wife again but who cares, this cherry danish I'm eating right now is on point nom nom nom!"
"I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer."
"Father Christmas: All right my good lady my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets."
"Just found out that my cat, Jellybeans, is just an old bag of jellybeans. Still love him so much."
"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."