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Joke of the Day
"Just found out that my cat, Jellybeans, is just an old bag of jellybeans. Still love him so much."
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"This mop seemed a lot more exciting on the infomercial."
"I want to die of natural causes like being stabbed to death by a rainforest."
"What is the best time to watch Predator? Anytiiiiiiiiiime"
"I destroyed this girls life with my dick tonight I didn't tell her I had advanced HIV"
"What was a positive accomplishments made by the Nazi party? The leader killed Hitler OP: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3grkqb/what_were_some_positive_accomplishments_made_by/"
"What's considered an homemade gift in China? An IPhone."
"Why do people find it hard to eat vegetables? Wheelchairs are hard to eat"
"My grandfather suffers from dimensia... he doesn't ever seem to know at what point he exists in time or space."
"Whats a similarity between dogs and teenagers The girls are all bitches"