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Joke of the Day
"Just found out that my cat, Jellybeans, is just an old bag of jellybeans. Still love him so much."
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"I don't think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work"
"I've never had angry sex. I'm always happy and quite surprised that it is actually happening."
"Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick? To the Dock"
"Girl, are you an HM move? 'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!"
"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement."
"ugh im such a butterfingers (incredibly atractive except i hav very ugly fingers)"
"What is a SJW's least favorite element on the periodic table? Helium."
"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"
"What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions? A crime fighter."