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Joke of the Day
"I just got early access to the new Injustice: Mods among us."
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"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."
"After finishing my pint really quickly, the barman told me to calm down. I said, ""You're telling me? You just drunk my pint!"""
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."
"People who get offended when I breastfeed in public can just fuck off. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"
"They say don't go to a grocery store when you're hungry But I ran out of food a week ago"
"WELCOME TO GYM. [5gp] WOOD MUSCLE // [10gp] LEATHER MUSCLE // [50gp] IRON MUSCLE // [100gp] WISTFUL MUSCLE // [999gp] DESOLATION MUSCLE"
"Did you hear about what happened to Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds"
"Black friday, ughhhh ALL FRIDAYS MATTER!"