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Joke of the Day
"I just got early access to the new Injustice: Mods among us."
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"With the PSN down I've had a chance to speak to my children... They seem nice"
"If I worked in a restaurant.... on Valentines Day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink."
"Boy to his Girlfriend: Can you tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.... Girl: You have the largest penis among your friends."
"My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial."
"True story I've met a research geologist whose work was groundbreaking."
"a serial killer that targets anyone who pronounces the ""S"" in Illinois"
"""Dad can you tell me 5 animals that live in the North Pole?"" "" yes son , 3 polar bears and 2 seals. Anything else?"" ___ ""No dad thanks""___ ""No problem son"""
"One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later."
"My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. Won't be needing them anymore then."