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Joke of the Day
"such a hipster... they were into Adele before she got big."
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"What's the best thing about sex with 21-year-olds? There are 20 of them."
"If Jesus were alive today...what type of car would he drive? A chrysler (Christler)"
"If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?"
"Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocain to numb his mouth? The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication"
"Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? A: We'll never know, Tesla was murdered."
"Yo momma so dumb... my yoghurt is more cultured than her."
"Alphabet soup Good for your vowels."
"What do you call a blonde Jew? Goldie Lox (my little sis just came up with this...or so she said)"
"How does NASA organize their missions. They Planet."