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Joke of the Day
"such a hipster... they were into Adele before she got big."
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"i've always struggled spelling out ""blood"" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like ""bbool"""
"What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste (better to say it aloud)"
"A Christmas joke A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas. But he cried tears of agony and pain. Why? He had no legs"
"Whenever I see a group of girls talking I just barge in and say ""he is such an a$$hole"" and just like that, I'm part of the group."
"Seeing as it's almost time for New Years Celebrations for myself Tonight I am an exorcist, as I shall be ridding the house of all Spirits."
"Communism jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them"
"How very is a very good dinosaur? Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)"
"What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders? The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected"
"You can tell your life sucks when you run into traffic and the cars go around you."