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Joke of the Day

"What's a clown's favorite restaurant? (mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment."

"Say whatever you want about pedophiles... ..but at least they slow down in school zones..."

"What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !"

"Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often"

"New Slogan for the Pro Choice Organization Cut out the middle man. Literally."

"The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home."

"Whats the best part about dating a black girl? You rarely have to meet their dad."

"Short seal joke A baby seal walks into a club"

"What's a Pirates favorite letter? You would think its R, but but it's really the C!"

"Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number."