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Joke of the Day

"I went to a blind tasting session the other day... It was a waste of time, they tasted the same as people who can see."

"""What's the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?"" Me: ""What's the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?"" Her: ""I don't know"" Me: ""Want to come over to my house for lunch?"""

"Knock knock ""Hey Walter, wanna hear a joke?"" ""Sure"" ""Knock kno- "" ""I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!"""

"What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico? The Chosen Juan."

"A woman was arrested yesterday for injecting her 8 year daughter with botox before a beauty pageant The child did not look surprised"

"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre. So he *gives it to her.*"

"Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed."

"Somewhere there's a person named Current Resident who has to read every piece of junk mail."

"I asked my pusher for something to burn that would get me stoned. He gave me the Koran."

"Kim Kardashian wore white at her wedding. That's it. That's the joke."