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Joke of the Day
"What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud? Mini Soda"
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"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut"
"Police officer: Excuse me but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle."
"If I'm ever on Jeopardy I hope the final category isn't ""Can You Tell These Mumford & Sons Songs Apart."""
"""We want people to wake up, but also want to kill themselves."" - Alarm Clock Sound Engineers"
"""They are more afraid of you than you are of them."" -people who know even less about me than they do about bears"
"I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test... by switching to radians."
"I say tomato. You say tomahto. Then I whip out my Webster's dictionary and show you how you pronounced it wrong."
"I'll call it a ""smart phone"" the day I yell, ""Where's my freaking phone?!"" and it answers, ""I'm here! Under the pile of clothes!"
"Michael J Fox got a new restaurant endorsement deal... Shakey's"