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Joke of the Day
"How do you reuse toilet paper? You stick it in some water and boil the shit out of it."
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"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do want them?! NNNNNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW!!!"
"Witness: I saw the defendant stabbing the victim. Lawyer: Objection! Witness is ugly! Judge: Sustained. Jury will disregard the statement."
"Question everything. Or should you?"
"A duck fell into the sewer system the other day... It was pretty fowl-smelling."
"Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit? To the morgue."
"Ever ask yourself who, in a perfect world, would raise a child? The answer should be apparent."
"Why is there a show called ""When Animals Attack""? It should be called ""When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."""
"Jesus knock tentatively on God's door, enters, and God says..... Now lets go through this one more time....What exactly did you tell them again?"
"Me: let's go this way. Shopping cart: no."