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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe the pharmacy hasn't called! ""Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What's it's for anyway?"" Anxiety."

"What do you call a nun using katana? Nunja."

"In a cave, I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I touched them, a giant net fell on me. Damn booby trap."

"Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four."

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"A polio survivor walks into a bar...... Wait I fucked it up."

"I met a girl with 12 Nipples, sounds funny? Dozen tit"

"Im wearing my grandfathers watch A german guy walks up to me and asks if I can tell him the time. I say ""nine""... he walks away complaining how rude american youth are."

"For my photography project, I took my camera to a strip club Everyone in my photos came out a little over-exposed."

"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner it's usually about 90 degrees."