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Joke of the Day
"Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy."
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"Don't think we didn't notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it."
"My only goal is to run into Steven Spielberg, beg him to let me pitch a movie, and then pretend like I don't realize I'm describing Jaws"
"What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam!"
"Do You Like Hardee's? Then you're gonna love how Hardee's nuts hit your face."
"What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common? 100% chance of snow"
"The reason why the current season of GoT is not so good as the last one ... because my wife said so."
"he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff"
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