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Joke of the Day
"Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."
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"My great grandma started to giggle at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny she said "" everyone here is alive because I got laid ""."
"What is a jewish man's biggest dilemma? Free bacon"
"City Life At first I was Ern(e)st and Young, but then became Standard and Poor: yet when I got broody I was rated as Moody, loosing my triple A score"
"Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts!"
"So, I was giving my nephew a bath the the other day...... and he pointed to my penis and asked ""Why is your penis bigger than mine?"" I looked at him and said ""That's because mine is erect!"""
"They say punching a shark is an effective way to prevent a shark attack but my preference would still be 'land'"
"Tarantulas make great pets because when they die, rather than grieving you'll feel an almost overwhelming sense of relief"
"Knock Knock - Who's there? Joana. Joana who? I Joana close my eyes, I Joana fall asleep 'cause i miss you babe and i don't wanna miss a thing."