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Joke of the Day

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"". Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage? A degree in law."

"Ladies, if you ever need to fend off an attacker, just start talking about what's been going on in your life."

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector"

"The Men's Room... where all the dicks hang out."

"What do you say when comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they're"

"What does Melania say to the Donald after sex? Next time *I* suck Bill's dick while YOU watch."

"I don't mind lesbians, actually. They're still women who won't sleep with me, but at least it's nothing personal."

"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Hot as fuck and all over my crotch while I am trying to drive."