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Joke of the Day

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"". Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"How do skeletons reproduce? They don't."

"What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? Amino acid!"

"My ex hated when I started dating her twin sister. Like it's my fault they're conjoined."

"Why is UPS so great? They always deliver!"

"How can you tell if your buddy is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"You know you're watching Star Wars with Catholics when every time you hear ""May the Force be with you,"" you hear, ""And also with you."""

"My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on."

"Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom."

"What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club? Dancing Queen."