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Joke of the Day
"why shouldn't you fart in church? you'd have to sit in your own pew."
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"""Cleanliness is next to godliness."" - Store clerk helping a customer find the cleanliness."
"Why was the Mexican called a paragraph? Because he was to short to be called an essay"
"How many fat people does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to unscrew the light bulb and screw a new one on another one to operate the crane and a third one to say when the chicken is ready."
"Why can't Abraham Lincoln be convicted for murder? Because he's in a cent."
"Cop: Hey U! U: who, me? Cop: no the other 1! 1: who, me? Cop: both of U! W: who, us? Cop: Yes you! U: Who, me? Cop: No! No: yes?"
"I was going to tell you about the people in the apartment upstairs... But that's another story."
"I was reading in the paper... And I read about some midget that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""Who could stoop so low?"""
"Her: *puts cherry stem in mouth *pulls it out with a knot *winks Him: *puts earbuds in pocket *pulls it out with 5 knots *doesn't get laid"
"What's the best about dead childrens jokes? They never get old."