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Joke of the Day

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys eat with their hats on!"

"Did you guys know you get a full body massage while being embalmed? I can't wait."

"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."

"If I get $1 for every racist joke.. I'd be rich enough and black people would start robbing me."

"An apple didn't fall on Isaac Newton's head. He missed the gravity of the situation."

"I really admire what Caitlyn Jenner did Took some balls"

"I feel like Mammorial Day would be a much less somber day. In fact, it would probably be the breast holiday of the year."

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light."

"My fish makes so much noise during the night that I wake up six times a night to ask him if we are fighting"

"For some reason my dad thinks I'm a private investigator. He keeps calling me a dick."